Account creation here may be delayed while we get ready this summer, more details soon.
i’ve been getting quite a bit of these seemingly “auto-written” spams… ya know the ones that seem like they’re put together by a computer program or something, sorta a disjointed ad-lib… but some actually seem kinda interesting stories to use for scripts. Not like they’d be great or anything, they’d probably be pretty choatic or insane sounding… just an interesting project to see what might come out of actually bringing them (or any computer/semi-automated written script) to life on stage/film/web video as a one off or even short-form series if they were just filled out more w/ dialogue, characters, etc.
for examples:
From: ###
Sent: Sunday, October 08, 2006 9:51 PM
Subject: quota
He was a wild and adventurous animal and left his parents.
Con este acto se abren los actos programados en homenaje a la patrona de la ciudad.
They emerged from Tlam, a dark place under earth. ” This Should be Called “Operation Save Bush from the Dumpster. If you read this newsletter each week and follow through with Jill’s advice, you will see your own rankings soar just like many readers before you. If you read this newsletter each week and follow through with Jill’s advice, you will see your own rankings soar just like many readers before you. It is believed that she appears to a chosen follower as a young maiden dressed in white, telling him or her a prophecy that must be kept secret.
Her brother was jealous of many accomplishments and told her that she was but a woman and therefor his property.
Yesterday I did a post abou. Hope all your holidays were nice and relaxing.
Yesterday I did a post abou.
It’s probably lost i.
Patrick’s Day, Everyone!
He created his sister, Nebele, but he was jealous of her accomplishments and said she was but a woman and therefor his property.
Patrick’s Day, Everyone!
The wise bee told hi.
Who’s responsible for coining the term “mainstream media”? One day she came upon the children of a local chief.
” We just want to be clear about that.
Via Atrios, Christopher Allbritton says that Operation Swarmer, the recent.
From: ###
Sent: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 6:53 AM
Subject: alkali befit
So what else will McClaren bring to the table?
Why did we expect so much from Ronaldinho? Because we can see him play week-in,McClaren must also tackle the Beckham sub-plot. Should he actually keep his place in the team at the age of 31?
Lampard, who endured another miserable time in front of goal, mistimed a volley
They have now won the competition four times, one fewer than Brazil, and it was theMcClaren’s appointment of a new captain is his first big decision.
Lennon’s introduction gave England brief hope as his pace took him past two players,Liverpool and was farmed out to Sheffield Wednesday last season.
Was Ghana even that much of a shock? We know all about the midfield dynamism ofshowing by some obliging apologists - but he does not start his new career covered in glory.
on the touchline with his trademark notes and pen, as well as his trademark wave urging England forward.must surely start exploring his options.
Ghana’s Sulley Muntari and Asamoah Gyan stood out, as did Ivory Coast’s BakariOnly Zidane knows why he chose to shove his head into Materazzi’s chest after the
The U.S. Department of State is ranked as the #3 ideal employer.McClaren was almost absolved from blame for England’s poor 2006 World Cup finals
this tournament. However it extended their unbeaten run in competitive matches toBlanket coverage of English and European football all-year-round has left little to the imagination.
Dare McClaren drop Lampard to accommodate Hargreaves and Gerrard?Bill has has taught computer science at the undergraduate and graduate levels.
shoot-out history to save three penalties.
From: ###
Sent: Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:10 AM
Subject: valley
I remarked that he regretted the horse furniture very much.
Monsieurthe Governor was all astonishment.
Pretty figures we shall cut on ponies while Aramis and Porthoscaracole on their steeds.
This will teach you, said dArtagnan, to treat the guests Godsends you in a more courteous fashion.
Lifeitself may be resolved into three words: ERAT, EST, FUIT.
The imageof devastation and death, as the ancient poet says, reigned asover a field of battle. Anybody may see by ourbearing that we are people of condition.
They were said, however, to be of goodextraction. DArtagnan could no longer endure this conversation, which hadmade him bewildered. Andpray upon what shall I make my campaign; upon Grimaud? Ah,gentlemen, you want battle; and you shall have it. But he must be disturbed, cried the host; Here are two Englishgentlemen just arrived. Unfortunately he was an honorable man; hemarried her. He shrugged his shoulderswhen people spoke of the future.
Allowing his head to sink upon his twohands, he pretended to sleep.
Stand on one side, dArtagnan, stand on one side, cried Athos.
This will teach you, said dArtagnan, to treat the guests Godsends you in a more courteous fashion.
While saying this he looked at his friend with an earnestnessthat embarrassed him. My dear dArtagnan, said Aramis, dont be too angry with me, Ibeg. I am sure he will looklike the Great Mogul! Well; the Englishman and his companion are still here.
Deposited with the justice; they said it was bad money.
You are gentlemen, and I am a poorinnkeeper.
It has four hundred lines, and lasts a minute.
That gentleman, I say, what has become of him? We are not such devils as we appear to be. And not more than justice, either, you ass!
To see him so self-satisfiedreconciles me with myself.
Through the ingenuousness of herage beamed an ardent mind, not of the woman, but of the poet. Somebody has disturbed him, without doubt, said dArtagnan.
I won back your harness, then your horse, then my harness, thenmy horse, and then I lost again.
Likeone of those drunken satyrs in the pictures of Rubens.
There is an enormous quantity of rats in that cellar. Then the demigod vanished; he remained scarcely a man.
From: ###
Sent: Saturday, September 16, 2006 4:50 AM
Subject: forceps
And in the garden, he whispered Quietly,they said, or we shall wake them. I vote that Castalia shall be our President.
Now Ill roll onthe carpet and see if I cant brush off what remains of the Union Jack.
We insisted upon having intellect and now weve got it. We cannot provide even for the childrenthat we have.
Sometimes for one reason, sometimes for another, she replied calmly. Theyre looking for it; theyredrawing the curtain, one might say, and so read on a page or two. Those on the turf are the shadows of our souls. No, no, of course you can neither read nor write. Such a roar filled the room as might have been heard in the streetoutside. They despise us too much to mind what we say. And yet,whenever I go among authors they never cease to talk to me about theirbooks.
Iforget how many titles were accepted for the same reason.
It was extraordinary to see the different expressions on their faces.
Lazy and indifferent the heron returns; the sky veils her stars; thenbares them.
For fiveyears we have been trying to find out whether we are justified incontinuing the human race. The honour of theBritish Navy is avenged!
A very nice, mild, oldgentleman, but what could he know about chastity?
Those on the turf are the shadows of our souls. Then these are the embraces of our souls. The window panes reflected apples, reflected roses; all the leaveswere green in the glass. By the way, is SirJoseph a baronet or only a knight?
She replied haughtily that she could notwait.
You have only to press abutton or light a little lamp.
By the way, is SirJoseph a baronet or only a knight?
There she stands on the pavement,beckoning, so sternly, the red omnibus. It wasunfortunate, by the way, that my mother had me called Castalia.
That is the very point we are met to consider, she said.
Theyre looking for it; theyredrawing the curtain, one might say, and so read on a page or two. Our eyes darken; we hear no steps beside us; wesee no lady spread her ghostly cloak. I was thinking rather of myAunts cactuses.
It was extraordinary to see the different expressions on their faces.
You know I was shocked, said another, for at least ten minutes.
Whereupon shetold me the whole of her story. Probably ProfessorHobkin was a gynecologist.
Now Ill roll onthe carpet and see if I cant brush off what remains of the Union Jack.
There she stands on the pavement,beckoning, so sternly, the red omnibus.
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comments...
what kinda program do they use to create it all so regularly…
From: ###
Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 4:32 AM
Subject: r you happy
“yes;off as soon as possible. but all the way home, while he and aunt plentysome help.
drawn on, and it was so easy to drift with the tide that he deferred the “you can put your own things the right sort. uncle and i had some talk about it last night and i’m going
jinjur caused the gates to be thrown open, and glinda marched in at the
the part of her companion. both were silent for a moment, paul lookingtom.”themselves. everyone nodded and smiled in the friendliest manner, and atrouble, rosy?” he asked, stroking her smooth head.
i’d give you another nice little surprise,’ laughed emil. ‘i’m off turquoise ring, when the old lady heartily agreed in laurie’s opinion, is absent template
it.
it.cry byme by; so set stiddy, boys, and cheer loud when you see pa,”as sundown approached the sorceress realized she hadhe plainly showed though he did laugh at his wife’s peculiar taste,
“i’ve is a giant which has frightened stouter-hearted jacks on bigger “why, it’s billina,” said the scarecrow.
packed the rest of the food back into the pail, so as not to be
the air without that it pulled hard to rise into the sky. in her turn, suddenly said, - turn; for it’s goin’ to take time, and women ain’t stood alone forto the great throne room and bade him enter the presence of oz.
is in the worth, not in the number found anything in london extremely agreeable. we rise so late in “don’t know enough, sir. first live, then write.”
he spoke, laurie led jo to the music-room, nearly empty now after
“yes, sir;” andyou are to stop to tea, and the carriage is to come for you at eight.”put one invery likely it was to be all a mistake, a natural but vain
“how do you know that?” he asked, surprised at ‘what else did i say? queer, what stuff partners in the treaty. the ass carefully divided the spoil
“dear sir, i want to ask if jack minot came beast i’ve been!” and laurie pulled his own hair, with a remorsefulof speech is too sad and dreary. in my opinion, if you are “we have a way of sending messages
these people were all made of china, even to their clothes, wear silver shoes and have killed the wicked witch. besides, felt that a new atmosphere surrounded her when he was by,
you get your elephants?” asked sam, scornfully. for gymnasticsan orn’ment,” said dorothy, sleepily. but she lay down upon now that they